The Gazette

Every notice issued by the Office of the President, in reverse order of issue. A notice remains in force until it is superseded, withdrawn, or quietly forgotten.

No. 001/2026Immediate Suspension of Birthday WeekendsA birthday is one day. Twenty-four hours. Midnight to midnight. It is not a festival, a tour, a residency, or a four-day economic summit.To: THE GENERAL PUBLIC31 July 2026In force
No. 002/2026On the Phrase “I'll Get the Next One”The Association classifies the phrase as a binding financial instrument with a maturity of ninety days.To: ALL MEMBERS IN GOOD STANDING24 July 2026In force
No. 003/2026Regulation of Wedding Committee InvitationsAttendance at a committee meeting does not constitute consent to be counted, pledged, or listed.To: THE GENERAL PUBLIC AND ALL COMMITTEE CHAIRPERSONS12 July 2026In force
No. 004/2026On Airtime, Data Bundles and the HotspotA hotspot is a privilege extended to a guest, not a public utility owed to a room.To: ALL MEMBERS28 June 2026In force
No. 005/2026Clarification on the Term “A Small Thing”No request beginning with “it's a small thing” has ever concluded as a small thing.To: THE GENERAL PUBLIC9 June 2026In force
No. 006/2026On the Collection and Delivery of Persons from the AirportFuel, parking and the waiting are three separate costs, and none of them is love.To: ALL MEMBERS WITH VEHICLES17 May 2026Under review

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